Premonitions: 20 Guesses for
2004
by Tim McMahan
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We've
glanced sheepishly at what happened in 2003,
noticing the flat evenness of a creative musical landscape that
seems destined to go on in its uniform pace into forever. If the
'90s and early days of the millennium seeded hope for a future steeped
in an "exciting new direction" within the musical community,
that hope is beginning to wane as we creep toward the mid-'00s.
Downloading,
the Internet, FM, MTV and the strip-malling of America has resulted
in a sort of homogenous group-mind of pop culture. Radio music has
been driven to a middle-class, urban common denominator made up
of the most simplistic of parts: It must have an urban beat. The
front-person must be clean and shiny and desirable looking. Lyrics
must not be unreasonably controversial. Retro is good if grafted
to the proper hip-hop rhythm.
If there's a
musical trend in '04 it'll be toward an even safer, less interesting
pop music.
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1.
In the old days MTV was the launching pad for consumer acceptance,
the jumping-off point between the bands that sold a few hundred
thousand units and the ones that sold a few million. With the advent
of MTV's schlocky all-reality all-the-time programming, Madison
Avenue is the music industry's new proving ground. Today,
the big-label marketing plan not only includes making a video, but
insuring proper song placement in an uptrend television commercial,
preferably pimping a high-tech gadget or fashionable alcoholic/nightlife
food, beverage or lifestyle accoutrement . If you can get your song
played for 10 seconds in the background of a Levis ad, you just
pumped your CD sales by a cool 50,000 units. Product choice is everything.
Designer fashions, malt beverages, cell phones = good. American-made
automobiles, casinos, personal hygiene products = bad.
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2.
We now live in an mp3 world, and there's no turning back. When it
comes to buying music, this generation of consumers -- the '00
generation -- has rooted itself in the convenience and
immediacy of the Internet. From now on, it's all about acquiring
music files (no longer called "songs") as quickly and
cheaply as possible with little or no consideration to sound quality.
Generation '00 is quite comfortable listening to music on the 1.5-inch
speakers that sit alongside their flat-screen monitors. The days
of hi-fi stereo worship -- when names like Pioneer, Kenwood and
Technics were deified for bringing the cleanest, crispest-sounding
playback of your gold-edition high-fidelity pressing of The Dark
Side of the Moon -- are long gone.
Record stores as we know
them will begin to disappear in '04. The huge music super-chains,
which already have been badly pummeled by the industry's decline,
will continue to go belly-up as consumers who still buy CDs -- mostly
middle-aged technophobes scared away from downloading by the RIAA
-- shift their buying habits once and for all from music store chains
like Virgin and Blockbuster to high-tech equipment superstores like
Best Buy and Nebraska Furniture Mart.
Independently owned and
operated music chains and mom-and-pops will be forced to change
their marketing strategy, targeting the high-trend must-have "collectors"
and traditional audiophiles who can't live with mp3-quality sound.
Surviving stores will turn into music boutiques, handling hard-to-find
limited-edition releases, obscure independent labels, box sets and
music fan "gift items" such as T-shirts, posters and assorted
memorabilia. And when technology barriers are overcome, eventually
allowing for quick, manageable CD-quality downloads, they'll quit
selling pop CDs altogether.
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3.
Coast-to-coast subscriber-based digital satellite radio
services such as XM and Sirius will
fail to draw the subscriptions they need to stay afloat. Talk radio
wonks won't see the sense in paying to hear Jim Rome and Rush Limbaugh
when their blabber is available for free on the AM. Music lovers,
on the other hand, will instead embrace the advent of car stereos
with built-in mp3 players or adapters that allow them to easily
plug in their portables.
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4.
Saddle Creek will officially announce the loss of one of its major
bands to a break-up, but will gain
an unlikely new act to its roster by releasing a CD by a well-respected
'90s-era underground singer-songwriter who will make Omaha his new
place of residence.
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5.
In other Saddle Creek premonitions, the label will get a taste of
competition when a new label is launched
by one of its own artists who feels hamstrung by Creek's democratic
process for selecting bands to add to its roster. Both labels will
deny that competition exists between them, but people will begin
to wonder where allegiances lie.
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6.
Alternative weekly newspapers that cover the Omaha music scene,
The Reader and Omaha Pulp, also will see new competition
from yet another weekly newspaper that will launch this year. Meanwhile,
The Omaha World-Herald will drop printing its Thursday entertainment
supplement, Go!, and return to its
more-traditional style of local music coverage -- none at all.
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7. Having
already left the gate at a rather languid pace, questions will finally
begin to surface about the wisdom of building the new multi-million-dollar
Qwest Center after it fails to attract
the promised top-drawer entertainment. Sure, there will be the usual
gaggle of country music stars, '70s and '80s Freedom Rock tours
and hot-rod tractor pulls, but where are the Springsteen, U2, Radiohead,
Rolling Stones and Coldplay concerts that the gullible expected?
Watch for the beginning of the Qwest Center's financial downward
spiral.
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8.
Internal band strife, questionable record sales and a fall from
sobriety will combine for the downfall of Metallica.
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9. While all the
national music magazines are crowing for the rise of emo
to levels last reached by Nirvana, the hot new music trend will
continue to be no trend at all.
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10.
Child molestation charges against Michael
Jackson will be dropped before a jury ever delivers a
verdict.
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11. Having already
taken Hollywood and American politics by storm, everyone's favorite
muscleman Arnold Schwarzenegger will
enter the recording studio with a superstar hip-hop producer and
illusionist David Blaine to record what will become one of the year's
most heard and annoying songs on radio and TV.
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12.
A major hip-hop artist will be shot
to death while on tour. Unfortunately, it won't be Eminem.
Another will "come out of the closet" and start a whole
new trend of "gay hip-hop" that blends techno-club with
rap for a dancier and more fun hybrid, sort of like disco.
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13.
Classical music will become the new
prog rock.
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14.
Artists we'll be talking about at this time next year: Interpol,
The Pixies, Beck, Nine Inch Nails, Prince, Bright Eyes, Yeah Yeah
Yeahs, Her Space Holiday, The Good Life, Fugazi, The Faint, Built
to Spill, Les Savy Fav and Grasshopper Takeover.
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15.
Artists we won't be talking about at this time next year: The
White Stripes, Britney Spears, Metallica, Michael Jackson,
The Strokes, Red Hot Chili Peppers, 50 Cent, Eminem, Madonna, Jessica
Simpson, Linkin Park and Outcast.
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16.
The next "breakthrough" artist with Omaha roots will come
from the hip-hop community, and will define a new Omaha
hip-hop style.
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17.
With the shuttering of The Music Box, the stage is set for a showdown
between The Ranch Bowl and One
Percent Productions for local music dominance. No other
major music venue will open in 2004, as smaller neighborhood venues
will try to fill the live music void. The Ranch Bowl will begin
to subtly shift its direction by booking more influential and adult
(i.e. better) touring bands, including some of the indie staples
that have been One Percent Productions' meat and potatoes. Meanwhile,
still glowing from a taste of success from big-venue gigs like the
recent Bright Eyes concerts at The Rose and Witherspoon Hall, One
Percent will focus more energy on bigger, higher-grossing shows
at a variety of venues including Sokol Auditorium, outdoor festivals,
and once again, The Rose.
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18.
Look for a format change
from one of Omaha's top radio stations -- Z-92, The Dam or The River
-- from rock to urban. Don't expect a new indie-rock station or
indie radio program in this market next year.
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19.
Now that Bright Eyes has already
done it, a non-Saddle Creek act from Omaha will make an appearance
on a late-night chat show -- Conan, Carson Daly, Craig Kilborn, etc.
Meanwhile, this year Bright Eyes will be a "special musical guest"
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Posted Jan. 6, 2004. Published in The Omaha Reader January 7, 2004.
Copyright © 2004 Tim McMahan. All rights reserved.
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